No Cleaning? No English? Nothing?


I took the annoying tag off the blanket…I wanted to read it for once in my life, I kept on reading till I stopped right over here :

Do not bleach

Do not tumble dry

Do not iron

Do not dryclean

Ummmm… Then what shall we do? Seriously?

I kept on reading and stopped again over here.. there were 31 different languages telling me that the blanket is 100% polyester but the problem is.. between these 31 languages, the English language wasn’t there! I mean what kind of company is this… Ow it’s IKEA … No offense, since I love IKEA ! But still… English is the most important language in the world, how could they miss it?

It’s just so sad! 😔 Without this language, I could’ve spoken Spanish now, Asombroso! Ow sorry, it means awesome in Spanish! See I already learned a word! No, I mean it, it was going to be awesome if we all talk Spanish, but then we will wish for an English tutor and an English accent and all that. Anyway, back to our subject, Spanish is cool, ok, something is telling me that this wasn’t our important subject.. But anyway, thanks for reading my article!

Adios!

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